MyThreeDaughters

Boy, dear readers, we never grow up, do we?
My post of a few days ago, The Great Booger Cover-up Scandal, got the greatest number of hits any of my posts have ever received. (Not saying much, but still.)
More than any of them mentioning breasts or vaginas.
More than the one when my wife was out of town and the headline implied she might have wised up, ditched us (read: me) and taken off to a country in which neither she nor her bank account is traceable and with which the U.S. has no extradition treaty.
Lesson learned.
I am now actively seeking incidents involving more boogers, burps, “toots” and diaper-content explosions.
I thought it was just men who never grow up, but most of my readers are “grown” women.
The truth comes out, just like the Queen’s boogers. At least she’s mannered enough to do it with the gloved hand.