See those wrappers?
Yeah.
All night long, as we walked around the neighborhood trick-or-treating, Fontaine (Pippy Longstocking) kept asking if she could eat another piece of candy.
How many have you had so far, I’d say.
“Two pieces,” she’d say.
(Cop: How many have you had sir? Just two, officer)
So we got home, and I dug into her Chinese-made plastic candy-holder pumpkin. Wrapper, another wrapper, wrapper, wrapper, wrapper…
I gathered them all and cupped them in both hands and looked at her.
“You just made the blog, pal.”
I’m sure, upstairs sleeping with sugar coursing through her veins, she’s not sweating the publicity.
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