OUR UPSTAIRS BATHROOM — Authorities in our house are searching for a fairy princess, who seems to have disappeared without a trace late yesterday afternoon.
Leads in the case are as <a href=”http://wyninspires.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/cinderella2.jpg”>thin as a Princess’s waist.</a>
Investigators described the situation as follows: the father of the house returned home from work, went to the master bathroom and discovered the scene pictured above. A fairy gown, a fairy tiara, a fairy hoop, fairy shoes and fairy wings lay on the floor as though a fairy had gone “poof” right there.
An incongruous My Little Pony satchel lay next to them.
Police have asked neighbors to remain on the lookout.
Considering the pile of clothes, they expect she is <a href=”http://members.iglou.com/riplou/TheStreak.htm”> wearing next to nothing.</a>
She is wielding a wand and should be considered magical.
Fairy Princess Vanishes…Disney Princesses Questioned
June 24, 2008 by daddywags
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